About a month ago, Joel and went to the aquarium in Montery, California. Living in a desert, as we do, we don't get to see sea creatures very often. They had a lot of things to see and they had a touch tank, where I touched a sea cucumber. It was slimy and it didn't taste like a cucumber at all. I would have touched more stuff, but there were all of these children totally cock-blocking me. Bastards.
Anyway, I took some pictures and, while I'm not the best photographer, some of them turned out ok.
When I was little I thought that sea anenomes were called "sea enemies." I was not smart. I thought these were pretty cool looking, though. They really did a good job with the displays, too.
This was supposed to simulate a pier piling. I think that they must have put everything on there that would stick, because it's so crowded! I don't think there could be that much stuff on one piling. I wonder if they get kind of grumpy being so crammed in there like that. Do they have turf wars? If so, the name "sea enemies" would be appropriate. Hey-oh! You know what that was? Hilarious!
Those birds were plotting against me. I know they might look harmless, but not long after this picture was taken, these avian bad-asses busted out with some nunchucks and brass knuckles and now? I can't have children. It's not really surprising, either, considering this and this.
These are jellyfish. I got some cool video of this one, too, but I'm lame and don't know who to post video. If you want to see it, you can come to my house and watch it on my camera, because I don't know how to hook the camera up to the TV, either. Maybe I could get my 4-year-old nephew to do it for me sometime.
I like to think that if jellyfish had orgies, this is how it would look. I've got some more pictures, but I want to try to post some videos next beacuse there is nothing more exciting than watching fish swim around slowly for a couple of minutes. That's some seriously exciting shit, right there.
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