Just a few minutes old and already her father's embarassing her.

I'll bet she wishes she could crawl back into that nice, warm womb... and that her father wasn't a giant douche (or turd sandwich-- you decide).  Don't know what I'm talking about?  Read all about it here:

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. -- A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "to get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little."

Brother.  Poor little baby. 

Comments

[Roar]

I like that HE "took one for the cause" by giving his CHILD a bad name. Did the courts turn down his request to change HIS name? He needs to nut up.

I'm also sure his daughter will be thrilled that her name was offered up instead of a financial contribution. It's nice to know your name isn't worth $10 to your dad.

Besides, politics is a terrible place to pick a baby's name. I am going to name my daughter Paris L.C. Mary Kate. Those names all have loads more lasting power than Sarah Palin McCain. But all joking aside, Tine Fey Goodman does have a nice ring to it.

[kristin]

If I were that guy's wife? Forget the doghouse--he'd be in the STREET. Poor woman just pushed a baby out of her nether regions, the least she deserves is for her husband to go with the name they agreed on TOGETHER. A healthy relationship, indeed.

What a dickhead.