What should I be for Halloween? I was telling Joel last night, after watching the debate, that we should go as Mr. and Mrs. Joe 6-Pack. He suggested that he go as "Joe the Plumber" (which isn't some clever name for a mafia hitman, unfortunately) and I go as "Josephine 6-Pack". I think maybe "Josephine Boxed-Wine" would be more "me", though.
Another idea is going as a Ginger Kid. I already have some Ariel (from the Little Mermaid) wigs. What kind of childless adult buy an Ariel wig? One whose 6-year-old niece has her wrapped around her little finger, of course. That is what she asked for, and that is what I bought her, but she ended up getting a Disney Princess watch because the wigs are cheap and horrible! Anyway, this is something like what I'd be going for:
There is a small chance that I would end up looking like this, however:
Which would be bad, right? I don't want to end up having someone kick my ass because they mistook me for a washed-up prop comic who, by now, has smaller testicles than I do. I think I'll take the chance, though, because a Daywalker is a kick-ass costume.
And, finally, here's a sweet little nugget just for you (you know who you are):
Love, Carrie
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