Rise of the Machines

You guys, I totally forgot to tell you: We got a Roomba.  I think that, over the past three years, Joel has come to understand that I don't clean.  I mean, I will clean, but I let the mess get to, like, guy-gross proportions.  This is why Joel finally gave in and we are now the proud owners of a real-life robut.  Sure all it does is vacuum, but that's all I need it to do!  Plus, I'm hoping that one day we will be able to get Peanut to do something like this:

 

Would that not be awesome?  The answer is yes... wait, no?  What is the answer to that question?  In any case, I love the Roomba!  My new favorite thing is making Joel come and look at all of the dirt and hair and pet hair and dirt it picks up.  I had no idea, but Joel, Lucy, Peanut, and I are some dirty mo-fos.  I let it go about once a week and, MY GOD, it is gross how much it picks up!  You have to come see it so we can look at it and go, "EWWWW!" together.  Good times at Carrie's house, everybody.  Good times.

Comments

[Joel]

It is disturbing how much enjoyment she gets from looking at Roomba's dirty parts. She really does call me from across the house to make me come see.

I do hope Peanut ends up riding Roomba someday though. I even gave him some tuna juice on top of Roomba so he could get used to sitting on top. One day my dream will come true.