In my line of work I see a lot of names. Sometimes I see a name and I think: I am so glad I have my name and not a name like:
- Matsubara (this is because I had to read it 3 times before I realized it had nothing to do with masturbation)
Those last 4 are the actual names that someone I know gave to their kids. THEIR OWN KIDS. Can you imagine hating your child so much that you would do that to them? The hell?
I'm sure there will be more, so I will start another list, but please feel free to add to this one as I can't be everywhere and see everything, no matter how hard I try.