Odds and Ends

First off, I must apologize for not yet following through on the inaugural "Carrie Buys It" item, the Listen up.  For some unknown reason, the As Seen on TV website hasn't processed my order, nor am I aware that they have even received my order.  I will try to order it again or see if they have one down to the Walgreen's.  I think I really need one, too, because I can't hear a thing my husband says.  So, I'm either deaf or he mumbles every single word he speaks.  I'm partial to think it's his problem, but I'm sure he begs to differ.

Secondly, I think we are going to get BEES! but it won't be until next year because our back yard is in need of some major TLC and it's just not ready to house a bunch of bees.  We were out there yesterday and it is just a mess, you guys.  It looks like a bamboo bomb went off and the bamboo bomb was full of dog crap and gross old leaves.  We wanted to get some kind of wood chipper but they are super expensive.  Did you know this?  They are like $800 AND HUGE.  They have smaller, electric models that aren't as powerful, which is what we'll end up getting.  Until then, if you need bamboo, dog crap, or leaves, you know who to call.

Finally, I saw an article on-line today that had examples of the dumbest inventions ever.  There are a few, however, with which I disagree.  For example:

They give Al Gore the Nobel Peace Prize and the inventor of this little beauty gets nothing.  How this thing isn't on some list of the BEST inventions ever in the world is beyond me.  I mean, what could be better than having an ENTIRE bottle of wine in one glass?  Aside from the convenience of it, you could totally tell people that you couldn't possibly be drunk because you've only had the one glass of wine AND YOU WOULDN'T BE LYING.  "What?  No, officer, I swear, I've only had one glass."  See?  Wonderful.

Next is this ingenious product:

Slipper-dusters for your cat.  Can I tell you how sick I am of picking up my cat's hair off the floor/furniture/clothing/every-fucking-thing in my house?  I would LOVE for him to do his part and pick up his own damn hair.  He is a grown-ass cat and he should be taking some responsibility for himself and stop relying on me to do everything for him.  GOD, Peanut!

Finally, this:

This is perfect for someone who wants to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes every day, but just doesn't have the time.  Plus, can you imagine the buzz you'd get from this shit?  I have been known to smoke a cigarette in my day and one Marlboro Red will kick my ass.  This would just put me in a mental hospital or something, I'd be so whacked out of my head.  What a time-saver, though!

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