Words to live by.
I wrote this last night after, ahem, a few glasses of wine. When I looked at it this morning I had no earthly idea what it was supposed to mean. I couldn't remember what I'd been doing and had to really sit and think about it. Then, I remembered where these words of wisdom had come from: The Jerk.
Best Birthday Dinner Ever?
I would have watched the whole thing, but our stupid Dish Network on demand stopped working, so I could only watch to the part where Navan started working at the gas station. And then I drunkenly told my husband that we we needed to get rid of Dish because GOD their on demand SUUUUUUUCKS. And then I went to bed.
How did you spend your Martin Luther King, Jr. day?